You're not immature, it's your right to express yourself and to show others who you are

I ate a large fries with a big mac during my food epidemic

I've put rat poison in my cousins food because they're racist and homophobic.
I put bleach in my cousins conditioner to damage her hair.

Not surpised

There was a period of time I thought I was in love with my cousin. Turns out I just wanted him to .... me

Thank you so much for cheering me up!
❤❤❤

Oh and when I need to fast you can always find me in a fast food restaurant

I had a child out of wedlock. I'm going to hell.

That's forgivable then, the way you worded it made it sound recent.

I've kissed 20 guys since 2007! kissed my 20th guy last night
(fact I only kissed one person 2011-2014)

Sis there's nothing wrong with that you're just living the GypsyLife