there was a guy in my old school who pretented to be gay for over a year. and then he claimed he had sex with another guy a week before and got tested yesterday that he has AIDS.
little did he know that you can't detect that after a week. so i exposed all his lies and in the end he confessed on being straight agan.
When it's lunch time at uni and fatties try to fool people by eating just a salad....
Like, we know you'll devour the refrigerator the second you arrive home
"I did sooo bad on that test, I think I'm gonna fail " then they get an A
This is so me
I only did this because people would cheat off me, and It would prevent people from looking at my answers. Once I got the test back, I would hide it and tell them i got an F.
I actually never lied when I said this. All I did was pay attention in class (and maybe do my homework once in a while) Tests are how I managed to not completely fail classes.
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I used to have a friend that'd lie to me about EVERYTHING. He'd just make **** up to see if I believed him. I did at first, but then I realized wtf he was doing so I'd just set up bait for him to lie to me with and it usually worked.
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I actually never lied when I said this. All I did was pay attention in class (and maybe do my homework once in a while) Tests are how I managed to not completely fail classes. 
