3-meter Python bites Man's genital while using the toilet
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A Thai man is lucky to be in one piece after a massive python slithered through pipes beneath his bathroom floor and bit his penis as he was using the toilet.
Attha**** Boonmakchuay was literally caught with his pants down during the surprise snake attack near Bangkok, which saw him locked in a bloody struggle with the creature.
The 38-year-old was going about his normal business when the 3-meter long python reportedly emerged from plumbing in his bathroom and snapped its jaws around Boonmakchuay’s private parts.
This is my biggest fear. I always put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a seat. It prevents splashing and I'll hear water dripping off it should anything rise up.
... and that is why I don't live in the middle of ****in' nowhere. Come to Dallas my Gay friends, but bring a weapon with you when you're alone at night.
