https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/let-...6Z#.yd2O5bXymp

omg

Number 15 poor gaga

Dope was blasting in a bar I walked past in Barcelona. Global, viral top 10 smash. Poor Casey AnthoNey

Hmm, Blank Space was memorable enough to earn Her the TSA(Taylor Swift Award) at the prestigious BMIAs. Does your ITBF(illiterate, tacky, broken fad) have one?



I guess not.

When she has to give herself awards cuz no one else remembers her hits.

Why are you losers still droning on about Nicole. She wants you dead in a ditch, suffering and couldn't care less what's going on in this dipshit mental hospital.

Are you all still like, vying for an e-spot at the cool e-table at e-lunch?

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Casey tried to kill her kids at knifepoint. Glad justice stepped in and she's shackled in purgaVegas for all eternity.

Her Vogue cover is kind of a metaphor for her career.

Everyone knows it's undeserved and that she looks bad but everyone knew it was coming since the MET gala and that she would be rewarded as best dressed regardless what she wears but no one really cares anyway or will remember what she wore down the line. Perfect metaphor for her entire career

they took that from PawsDownLilMonsters

Taylor already hiding her neck cuz she knows it's serving Madead tea. Time will be ruthless

time been ruthless to katy (see: her haggard visage @ the met gala, orlando dumping her for a younger, fresher, more melanated selena) but ok

like...

The fact that it's either Trump or this pandering hag, we all lost

ARTPOP is already eligible for a Platinum certification.

C2C will get there soon.

The old witch looks worse than Madead. Ugly people cannot run nations (or careers ex: Gadead)

Katy wasn't looking like a hag at 26. Tayloose her time is up.

Technically king Trump panders too. He had to pretend to be a bigot to appeal to middle America

number 6

you're a tiny, infinitesimal ant skittering to your ant hole
Suddenly, you feel heat on your back. is it the sun? whatever it is, it's a scorcher
soon your back is burning so hot you think you're going to catch fire
you look up with your beady black ant eyes and what do you see?
Gadead's giant Toucan beak evilly grinning down at you, a magnifying glass in her liver spotted hand
before you can react, you combust into flames

the last thing you see is Gadead's frozen Botox face, judging you like the face of God