Marcus claims that he’s actually straight and just enjoys oral fun with guys. No matter how many times you tell him that’s a little bit gay, it won’t make an ounce of difference.
You got: Bad choice!
Oliver’s a great guy but there’s just one small problem: he doesn’t douche. Douching’s not for everybody, but he doesn’t even use a wet wipe to clean up back there. After one accident too many and spoiling your best sheets, it’s best you move on to cleaner pastures.
You got: Bad choice!
Marcus claims that he’s actually straight and just enjoys oral fun with guys. No matter how many times you tell him that’s a little bit gay, it won’t make an ounce of difference.
Which I'll never understand. I get home from the gym and tell the dog to walk himself. He pees on the carpet instead and then I have to work up the energy to yell at him. It's all just so exhausting
"On Aaron’s Grindr profile, he said he was 6’3”. But when you decide to meet him for a coffee, he turns out to be 5’9” and if he can lie about his height, what else will he lie about in the future?"
I love short guys! Plus, since I'm tall and strong I can tell him never to lie to me again, OR ELSE! lol
You got: Bad choice!
Jack says he’s vers and makes out that he can top or bottom at the drop of a hat. But in realty, Jack is a strict top that won’t let you anywhere near his butt. That’s OK, but it’s also false advertising.
You got: Bad choice!
Marcus claims that he’s actually straight and just enjoys oral fun with guys. No matter how many times you tell him that’s a little bit gay, it won’t make an ounce of difference.
