In Florida it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6pm on a Thursday.
Which means chilli night must be Fridays. This law calls to our attention the issue of enforcement. How would an officer of the law be able to prove it was you who farted? Is there some legal version of ‘he who smelt it - dealt it’, that we should be aware of? If it exists, we couldn’t find it. '
It is illegal in Florida to brake more than three dishes per day.
Because… reasons. Just another reason never to invite government officers into your home. ‘What is that, two plates and a mug? here’s a $200 fine’.
It is illegal to commit “unnatural acts” with another person.
Well this law is just asking to be misinterpreted. To be clear, this law was likely intended with homosexuality in mind. But surely, sex of any kind is more natural than dentistry? Is the act of getting a tooth replaced unnatural? How about eating a bucket full of fried chicken while watching the Superbowl. Just sayin’.
In Florida, Unmarried couples may not live together in the same house.
Unmarried couples are also forbidden from committing ‘lewd act’. It’s a great day for Florida when couples get married in order to finally be allowed to commit lewd acts in their own home.
http://www.madbadworld.com/#!In-Flor...f2458597690a5a
