What's the name of the song that says it never be aploid aploid aploid ( x3), then the rhythm changes and the music gets louder and it becomes a woman's voice who sings pop music?
The one about that girl who accidentally sucked an egg up into her *****, it got stuck and hard boiled, she popped it out, put it back in the fridge and then saw her family eating an egg salad sandwich the next day
The one about that girl who accidentally sucked an egg up into her *****, it got stuck and hard boiled, she popped it out, put it back in the fridge and then saw her family eating an egg salad sandwich the next day
I posted this steaming vagina question in the Fail Thread from way back when, it's possibly my favorite, the answers were funny too. The hot pocket answer was just too much
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Why does steam come out of my vagina????!?
ok, so i know this is really gross, but sometimes when i sit down on the toilet it looks like steam is coming out of my vagina. am i gonna die or do i have like this crazy weird disease? i;ve been searching the internet and i cant find anything. can someone explain this to me.?!?!?
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1. Unfortunately, your vagina is releasing harmful greenhouse gases that are contributing to global warming. I suggest that you capture the steam using a plastic bag or else you can cause a global catastrophe.
2. You won't die, but some ancient cultures believe in a pillow monster that lives in your vagina. This isnt acknowledged in modern medicine, however, the steam could be caused be the troll exhaling.
3. Wow, now that's what you call a hot pocket !!!
4. Do you have red hair? I heard once " fire on the top... fire down below!"
5. Is there a choo-choo in your hoo-hoo?
6. I think this means the pasta is done.
7. Next time this happens, place a ceramic cup with 1 spoon of Nescafe Gold Blend, 2 sugars and a dash of milk between your legs. Bon Apetite!
