Best Villain



I am obsessed with quail eggs!

There have been plenty of famous villains in history - Hitler, Donald Trump, Phi Phi O’hara before she started 365 Days of Drag.

One of these five nominees lives up to those standards of villainy.

But which one will it be?

Let’s sum up our options here:

URBAN is my dad. He created a wonderful human being that is me. Did Hitler create any wonderful human beings? No, he killed millions of innocent people. Therefore, URBAN does not reach this standard of villainy.

Petals quit ATRL’s Drag Race. If Petals had not quit ATRL’s Drag Race, the competition would have been longer and there probably would not have been a Comeback Round, so Carmen Scarlett/Judith the Cow/Blood would not have come 5th. Therefore, Petals is a hero, and not a villain.

wesleywalrus has Walrus in their name, and walruses are large creatures. “I Am The Walrus” is also a famous song by the Beatles. One of the Beatles is called Paul McCartney, and he has made some hit songs across the years such as “FourFiveSeconds”, which also included Rihanna, who made an amazing album recently called ANTI. Therefore, wesleywalrus does not reach a high enough standard of villainy.

keshaspearsxo is a beautiful human being.

A Bomb also quit ATRL’s Drag Race, however A Bomb has Bomb in their name, and someone recently called in a bomb threat to my local council which lead to a woman going to prison. Do you know how much ****ing money that cost our local council? £2,180 for the fire service, £2,416 for the police and many thousands of pounds to the courts and county council in lost business on the day. This is disgusting behaviour that shall not be tolerated. Therefore, A Bomb is clearly the villain of the year. Truly the Thorgy Thor post-interview, or Acid Betty pre-Cynthia of ATRL.

If A Bomb does not win Villain of the Year, I will eat both of my legs, and maybe even a pizza.

Don’t forget to buy GFOTY’s EP “VIPOTY” on iTunes, and the winner is…

Maybe next year.