Blackmail him.

wouldn't be surprised tbh

He'd be irrelevant because he's non-existent.

he already quoted Born This Way a couple weeks ago so honestly it wouldn't surprise me at this point

I'd seriously log off an never come back

My dad would be a mess, he refuses to learn about technology.

However, I'm almost positive my geology teacher has an account here. He's always bringing up Lady Gaga and drags that i see on here.

Not surprised, he'd probably be extra sexist about it too

I would call him and scream a very long YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

he would stan alternative rock bands

I already see too many daddies on her so no thanks

He's dead so I doubt he'd be posting very much.

YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS hunty

He is on here, his username is Humoresque.

He would drag anyone that dares to disrespect LL cool j 💋

He is & his name is James Maslow

When he was alive, he was a redneck who loved Aerosmith and those other old people bands like Foghat and Hank Williams Jr. Loved guns and often hung the creatures he caught in traps from our shower rod. Imagine a Goosey-like poster but without the high school education.

But if he were on here, I'm guessing he'd stan P!nk

HE'D TYPE LIKE THIS....