- “I was brushing his hair.”
“Well that’s a fool’s errand if I ever heard one."
“What is wrong with me?”
“Well your sandals for starters.”
- “I guess I'm looking for items that say I really am the one for you despite your misgivings about monogamy and your penthouse full of w****s.”
- “We’ve been outpaced, outshined, outmaneuvered, out everything by those neo-hippie gender-neutral monsters.”
- “I mean, I thought Lumineers were teeth caps, but clearly, based on your enthusiasm, they must nurture some important significance in the alternative rock universe.”
- “I need to see how other people see me because, it’s the only way I can see myself.”
- “I can only control the mayhem that I create around me.”
- "I mean, I still came, but it is was from something else."
"Oh, Marnie, I don't wanna hear about this. And you can't c*m."
- "Why aren't you working in a more high-end retail establishment?"
"Now why aren't you shopping at one?"
"Ooh, touché. Well, let's Pretty Woman this s***, D'Emilia."
- "I'm the only person who's gonna be honest with you about your bad jokes and the fact that, no, you don't look better with a shaved head."
- "You here for another gay-for-all?"
"No, I'm here with my wife."
[laughs] "Oh, Tad. That is the saddest thing I've ever heard."
"Doing my best."
"Really? Well, maybe your best isn't good enough. You know? Maybe your ****ing best isn't good enough for you, Tad. Yeah. I need your bosom."
- "This particular line of people is literally my worst nightmare."
"Well, you're dressed like Lance Bass, so..."
- "I'm, like, three beers away from trying to *** you."
"Apparently, you're my type."
- Some of the coffee shop signs: "Earnest Facial Hair Only". "Un-Free The Nipple". "No Man-buns". "Trust The Government".
), Hannah hanging with Jenny Slate in a ****ing phenomenal cameo, even Shosh trying to help out Ray's struggling coffee shop. But goddamn, did Elijah come out on top for me in the end. 
