When did you realize you were gay?
Are you the man or the woman in the relationship?
Do you find me (straight guy) attractive?
The most frequent questions. I don't really mind.
Yeah the first thing by brother asked me was when I realized I was into guys and I was like "When I was like f'ing 5 I had a crush on Aaron Carter" or some **** , he acted so surprised and I was like we don't just wake up one day like oh I like guys too, it's something if you really pay attention too you would've probably noticed LONG ago.
These two co-workers keep asking if I have a boyfriend. One of then asked me if I can deep-throat.
This one just found out I'm a bottom and was asking if I like big dick, now she's trying to find me a top. I love the 21st century. She also told me "shame on you!" because I don't watch Ru Paul Drag Race.
"YES! Gay Terry!" That was funny. The fact that people think asking someone "who's the man or woman in the relationship?" is ok tho... I don't know why in this day and age people don't just use the internet to satisfy any inappropriate curiosities or ~dumb questions they may have about things they may not fully understand.
"So you actually like having a dick pounded in there, huh?"
"How do you enjoy that, doesn't it hurt?"
"You're letting your hair grow out. *jokingly* Does that mean you like your hair getting pulled?"
"You like having drinks? Maybe we should hang downtown one of these nights. What's your phone number?"
-- Highly intrigued (albeit sexy) former co-worker
I have a straight friend who doesn't really ask me things. He makes comments and I expand his knowledge of gay life.
Like we were talking about sex and turns ons one night drunk af and I told him that feet turned me on. He goes and takes his socks off and puts his feet on my face and says "This gets you off? wtf dude *straight guy drunk laugh*" and I was at the worst crossroad of my life. Part of me was really turned on, the other part was like "he's like my little brother and this is gross" and two more parts of me were fighting to keep his feet there and push them away.
Never talk sex with a straight guy. Ever since then he'll prop his feet up and act like he's not doing ****.
I have a straight friend who doesn't really ask me things. He makes comments and I expand his knowledge of gay life.
Like we were talking about sex and turns ons one night drunk af and I told him that feet turned me on. He goes and takes his socks off and puts his feet on my face and says "This gets you off? wtf dude *straight guy drunk laugh*" and I was at the worst crossroad of my life. Part of me was really turned on, the other part was like "he's like my little brother and this is gross" and two more parts of me were fighting to keep his feet there and push them away.
Never talk sex with a straight guy. Ever since then he'll prop his feet up and act like he's not doing ****.
One of then asked me if I can deep-throat.
I don't know why in this day and age people don't just use the internet to satisfy any inappropriate curiosities or ~dumb questions they may have about things they may not fully understand.
