I just got a Maltipoo puppy two weeks ago, he's 11 weeks old, and the little ****er MEOWS. He straight up meows when he's crying for my attention or wants to be let out

I thought i was going crazy but other people have heard it too and they just laugh He's my first real pet so i don't know if this is normal


Tell me about weird things your pets do so i can be comforted

Is it normal for my dog to bark at the rain?
if not..


then that.

She's weirdly obsessed with socks.

Not a ****ing transsexual dog


One of my dogs used to eat **** when he was a puppy not anymore. One of the gurls is a ***** she hates all my girl friends but when my boy friends come she's all over them acting all nice

My dog is super spoiled.

She can only eat from porcelain plates which have a rubber bottom so they let out no sound.

She can also eat only from one side of the plate and when she's done with it, you have to turn it around so the side with the rest of the food is closer to her

My cat always flips her water bowl when she's done drinking. ungrateful bitch tbh!

My dog knows when it's Saturday.
My dog barks at Wasabi.
My dog knows how to give hugs abs high faves.

My Shih Tzu literally falls asleep when I play Lana del Rey on my computer

My Siberian Husky too

My dog always wants to up to my room
He always licks my face
Last night he stood up on the TV and started to bite the screen to eat the dog on Britian's Got Talent, it was so funny

But I thought dogs can't see TV

They couldn't see the old TV screens, but I think they can see LCDs and similar.

My rabbit just stares at the wall for hours. It's so weird. It's like what do you see that I don't.

My Pomeranian is a lesbian. Bitch is always tryna eat out my other female dog.

I guess that k.unt gettin' eaten.

when you don't pet my dog when she wants you to, she lightly taps you with her paw, and keeps doing that over and over until you pet her

my cat does something weird but incredibly cute: if i'm laying down on the couch, he likes to jump on and curl up between my legs and fall asleep. it's seriously so freaking adorable ;w;

also my cat loves my dog a lot and he likes to knead his paws on her and lay next to her and everything. and she usually is fine with that but when he starts kneading her she has no idea what he's doing and will try to walk away usually

i missed the word "out" and i thought your dog was literally trying to ingest your other dog

My cats talk to me

My dog sings every time Beyonce comes on. I'm not even kidding, every single time.

Chew plastic