So I'm flying to Amsterdam today. Dutch people, and visitors any tips where to go, what to see?

Thanks

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go smoke weed and f*** a sexy prostitute

Weed - consider it done

Prostitute - can't, I'm in a relationship

Threesomes duh

Are you in?

Visit my daddy, I havent seen him in a year and a half

What a generous offer

Amsterdam is so boring

Eat at Momo, for sure! I'd definitely visit Rijksmuseum too and do a tour on a boat through the canals.

Thank you.

momo looks gorgeous. Would you know the price for a dinner there. My budget is around 35 euros. Would that work?

Amsterdam is overrated tbh

Well I'm already at the airport so won't cancel. Lol

- Rent a bike and wander around Vondelpark/ MuseumPlein
- If you are interested in museums you cannot miss Rijskmuseum and Van Gogh museum
- Do a boat tour around the cannals
- I would skip Anne Frank houes. Overcrowded and overrated
- I would also skip the Red Light District. Overcrowded and full of tourist traps

Amsterdam is not overrated you fomos

I love my city

Thanks v much! Anna frank and the red light district is a must though. What are those usual tourist traps? I still haven't fully recovered from the tourist trap I fell for in Amalfi, Italy. The museum quarter is also on my to do list.

Sure, but that'll only get you a main course, no starter/ dessert. It's well worth the price though.

Do you plan on going out too?

Bars and restaurants around the Red Light District are tourist traps full of drunk and annoying british people

Use Tripadvisor for places to eat

The difference in quality between good and bad restaurants is really big

Ok maybe I will strach it a lil bit.
Yeah maybe. One of the nights.

Wherever you go, just watch out for bikes from every direction, beaux! Tourists often underestimate bikers, their prevalence.