Once I was talking about a school trip with my cousins, who are really attractive and smart so I was trying to impress them
And one of them was like 'so how did you find New York'
And I got really flustered and was like 'on the coach, naturally', thinking to myself 'dumbass, how do you think I found it'
And they were looking at me like I was retarded for like 20 seconds before I was like 'o you meant how was it.

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The last I checked he was possibly sexting my sister so I guess I won