This is fake as hell, dad but if you really were in this position I wan't you to know that you can always knock on my door and I'll let you pee wherever you want.
“I woke up to the sound of my door closing in my hotel room. Of course, I then realized that I was on the outside of my door — and I had no clothes on."
Yeah, no. This is fake as hell. It makes no sense.
This is so fake