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misunderstood worm @_blotty Mar 21
I have a story to tell. It is about my poop
misunderstood worm @_blotty Mar 21
So, yesterday I went on a date with a man who asked me out in the grocery store the other day. All was going well. I went back to his place
misunderstood worm @_blotty Mar 21
I am a confident, calm and self assured woman...so I felt comfortable popping in his bathroom. This was a mistake. His toilet did not flush
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misunderstood worm @_blotty Mar 21
I'd DEFINITELY been in there too long. So, again, making another horrible decision. I did the only thing I could think to do. I wrapped it
misunderstood worm @_blotty Mar 21
In multiple layers of toilet paper, and put it in my purse
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misunderstood worm @_blotty Mar 21
So, after a few hours he used the washroom and I heard it flush. I figured he fixed it. Maybe not, but I have to take the chance. I hAve to
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Disgusting
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