I hope her date doesn't have Twitter

I screamed the entire time I read

How did that **** not smell?

fff nope

OMG

I DIED

Glad there was a happy ending

Something similar happened to me except I'm a guy, so no purse, I ended up wrapping my **** in lots of toilet paper and opening the cabinet under the sink and shoving it in the very back behind some pipes and cleaners. I sometimes wonder if it's still there...

lmao I was expecting a messy ending but yayyyy

A mess! A ki! A cackle!

Are there no garbage cans in these people's bathrooms I don't understand

Even if the story was fake or real, I don't thin she would want her guy to see she throw s*** on the can.

sounds like something that would happen to me tbh