No, I haven't but I would.

If jokes piss you off never go to a wedding. Or a bar. Or a party. Or outside

How sad of you. Not because of the fact that you are clearly insecure and want to get advantage of someone, it really is because you're playing with someone's emotions

I does it for the personal gain of being cute, having a cuddle buddy and sex at only a phone call away but otherwise no.

Not necessarily some people know exactly what they are getting into.

Yes, i dated my ex cause he had a car.

Not date, but be a travel "buddy" for this older Swedish guy for a few paid trips.