BREAKING NEWS: SHEEP STOLEN FROM LLANGRALLOCWMWYCHIC FARM

Our reporter Ejhdehiufg Gwufgh is on the scene.

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We asked the local residents what they thought of the theft.

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In a national opinion poll, 87% of the Welsh public thought that this theft 'was threatening to the Welsh way of life'.

The theft got raised in the Welsh Assembly, where First Minister Hufyuwd Cwmdja said 'debhkwdhufeho Cymru dwjhkejv Cymru ejgkdech Cymru. We mustn't stand for this OPPRESSION from the Westminster bullies. Sheep Cymru dajdehjfyeu sheep.'

Elections being held in the Rhondda region are likely to be highly affected by this shocking crime - will the Welsh finally receive the devolution we don't want? One sheep, one giant leap for our kind.

Ejhdehiufg Gwufgh, BBC Wales News.