Someone, please...

Please take my hand

Please take me dancing

Please leave me stranded

*enters thread*

*sees only posts on this page are NR stanning*

*leaves*

You're an active poster on ATRL, that makes you gay by association

So lace up those Jimmy Choos and have a seat with the rest of the queens

No it doesn't... That's just stupid.

Tea.

Guess who else was there



The Kloss Klan

There's no need to generalise all ATRLers. Just because you joined this website which full of gays, it doesn't mean you're gay too. I love Taylor and that's the main reason I'm here

I guess everyone likes Calvin, including Karlie and her sisters

This base is a mess lately

Especially the Kaylor ship, which I heavily blame it on a certain member

@ me Nein Americana

No I did not report you

Kimby shades Calvin blatantly and is the Kaptin of the Kaylor ship
But it's cute they were all together tonight

Yeah, I heard she loves the attention

I mean I guess just like Gemma Styles and whatever Louis moms name is
Oh and Karlies Dad yep they all love that attention

But yeah it really does Beg the question if she doesn't like Calvin why have her birthday there anyway? Hmmm

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Seryah HAIM and Austin showed up too

not cute sis

anyways NR shall soon go gold in pure sales right?
Its doing quite well

Probably, I guess, IF they are really living in this fanfic that you like I can't wait for the marriage and pregnancy chapters to come just for the meltdowns.

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Yeah, the HAIM girls, Brit, Austin and Serayah


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WaiT, the pregnancy chapter already came for the Larry fanfiction

I'm being facetious

The point is that I don't see a need for him to defend his sexuality so frequently. Most posters on here will either assume he's gay, assume he's lying about being straight, or just straight-up not care

EDIT: Taylor is the queen of pop