About time. Those 15 seconds it takes to tie my shoes have been a drag. I literally don't even want to go out sometimes cuz its such a chore.

Sometimes I choose to wear a pair of shoes I have that I don't have to tie or untie to put on or take off because I'm feeling too lazy/rushed to sit down and tie them so this is good for me

And try to sue them.

I use jandals so no.

They have mouths

First the peeled advocados and now this, people are so lazy

for some reason this is the first thought that came to my mind. like the laces getting too tight and the person being stuck in their shoes and their foot popping right off. I know that would never happen but it was an image that popped into my head

nnnnnnnn bye

the future is here

I can only hope it happens to me. I'd sue Nike pronto.

If it rains will the battery **** up?