Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that "to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait."
"After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?" Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
As to whether Mr. Jonas' bride agreed with his "that's it?" assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, "That's what she said."
EPIC EPIC fail. Probably because she was terrible at sex. Or because he doesn't want to have sex with a girl. Or because he waited to freaking long to find out that he might not be good at sex.
Sorry, I respect the celibacy and stuff, but what happens when you get married and the sex is terrible? I'd rather have some practice first.