In June, the UK will choose whether or not to leave Europe. The campaign to leave is generating unexpected levels of support, which led JoJo Ssakcilce, from Hungary, to air a theory about the country...
America's vagina
The United Kingdom is America's vagina. No, seriously. It is English-speaking and Americanised, as well as the most laissez-faire EU economy. It is more a part of America, culturally, socially and even politically, than it is a part of Europe, and will vote to leave the continent in June. It is also shaped like a vagina.
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Europe's penis
The United Kingdom is Europe's penis. No, seriously. It is the most culturally influential of EU countries, and ejaculates films, music and TV shows for Europe like a big penis. It will vote to stay in Europe in June.
Why would they leave? If they do they won't handle it well financially. Plus they're very European so they should stay, it'll hurt them more than it benefits them.
That's what I'm talking about. You should try it more often. They are great