Adolf Hitler’s previously alleged micropenis was reportedly paired with a very specific item of attraction: women’s fecal matter. Citing a "secret spy document" entitled "A Psychological Analysis of Adolph Hitler His Life and Legend" with their usual urgency, the Daily Star claims Hitler was indeed a coprophiliac, a.k.a. someone who enjoyed the sexual company of poop.
In fact, according to some alleged words from Dr. Walter C. Langer, Hitler may have put his infatuation with defecation to use during his alleged relations with a family member. "We must not suppose that Hitler gratifies his strange perversion frequently," Dr. Langer said in his report, cited by the Star. "Patients of this type rarely do and in Hitler's case it is highly probable that he has permitted himself to go this far only with his niece, Geli." According to Dr. Langer, the practice “represents the lowest depths of degradation."
