Because they have it all: the weather, the jobs, the standard of living and the hotties

Moving there someday

They are also racists tho. But I wanna move there too.

because everything on the island wants to kill you...even the damn emus

See: emu war

Drama-free? Is this irony?

Isn't it mostly desert? Lol.

I live there and its trash

drama free? Australia is like if Florida was a country tbh. beautiful with it's fair share of crazies, hotties and racists

Kylie Minogue

Yes Australia has it's racists, yet it's not on Americas or some parts of Europes level. We don't have organised Neo Nazi groups, a #BlackLivesMatter movement because are cops don't kill people of colour etc. We've got the healthcare, education system which allows people to go to Uni, and taxes.
We kinda win

come to Poland, you'll be running back screaming

nnn true. Let me move my black ass there. Hopefully I will avoid the racists and they will avoid me. lol How is the immigration system tho?

Well, she doesn't live there for decades anymore.

IKR

Why

If I were Australian, I would have a mid-summer birthday instead of in the dead of winter so I'm a bit jealous for that reason alone. Summer babies always got the best parties.

I think that Brisbane and Melbiurne look lovely though. I would love to visit one day.

I mean if you ignore the racism, the homophobia and the fact the every living thing there will at some point try to kill you, then yes it's perfect.

Australia & New Zealand are nice.

I love it here