Butterfly > Daydream


BUT Melt Away > anything on Butterfly (except My All)

other girls: getting high, having sex
me:

Mine was funnier

Omg not love puppy

some girls: always get what they wanna, wanna
me: gets the other, other

tymps vs. accelgors is on like donkey kong

we don't have to pit memes against each other. i thought you were about meme empowerment? really disappointed in you.

asjalska not sam smith winning an oscar. ATRL will fume

her beautiful ones cover is actually doing it for me omg

also when i was a kid i thought in that carrie underwood song when she said "showing her how to shoot a combo" i thought she was talking about ordering from a fast food place

I needed a primary avi and idk

All memes are created equal but some memes are created more equal than others

Sazare is psychic!

Congrats Sam. It was a good win.

people named sam can communicate with each other telepathically

Lmao I love sacha baron cohen

Sazare and Sam Smith are basically the same person

Except I'm Hispanic and about 200 pounds heavier

if you take away the talent and success sure, he's just like sam smith

weird to think of how when you're eating raisins you're literally just eating a dried out shrunken grape

Yes, take away my talent and success

Anyway I don't know where this joke that my name is Sam came from but it is in fact Joseph.

200 points. is weight based on a points system now? does that mean you get more or less points the heavier you are?