Why are you making so many threads

Poison their food when they are not looking.

fff this is only my second one today, right?

i can think of worse

but yes

It literally is the most annoying sound I know and I even get angry when there is silence in the room and someone chews right next to me. Disturbing.

I agree, depending on who it is. It's especially horrible when their mouth is open while they chew and I can hear them chewing 20 feet away.

One of my pet peeves.

I want to kill everyone who does this

NOTHING pisses me off faster. Especially when you look up and see the food in the corners of their ****ing MOUTH.

My roommate eats chips instead of dinner every day

Wait!

A baby crying is the worst noise ever, but at least it's natural.

Only the extremely loud cries annoy me.
Especially when the parents do little to nothing to stop it.

it's only tolerable when they slurping on my dick

Chewing? Yeah.
Choking? Not always.