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Originally posted by Cupid
JLO makes her way in the rear entrance of the AI studio, as she's about to enter the door she hears a loud thump, she turns around and sees a trashcan on the floor, poking outside she sees a huge tuft of knotted up hair *I NEED TO GET INSIDE TO SEE KELLY* it gnarls JLO panics and alerts her security, she scurries inside, hearing faint screams of *don't you know who I am* in the distance behind her
Anne gets thrown to the ground by security, furious she marches to the nearest internet cafe, unfortunately she has no money, she sees Ryan in the corner, trying to shield his screen full of NSFW wrestlers. she kicks him off the computer and opens up the internet. she logs onto lipstickalley and opens a new thread. she furiously pounds the keys, orange cheeto dust flaking off her fingers from the force of her hitting the buttons
she begins to type a fanfaction about how kelly cried singing piece by piece because her and brandon are getting a divorce and kelly is secretly in love with ashley and she was impregnated by aliens and brandon isnt the father and Reba is actually Blake shelton in a ginger wig, she ends the paragraphs with links to her own websites, claiming them as a legitimate news source
she clicks the log out button, feeling super accomplished, she walks outside and buys 6 hotdog from a street vendor, inhaling 3 of them without swalling, she takes the rest home for later
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Yes! Exactly how I incision Anne. You forgot to mention the soon to be iconic Lady Gaga duet 
Write a 10 page essay and send it to Kelly's team. Have it all be about Anne. She would send you a tweet.
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Look at Slay Slay Slay coming out of no where
