Her artistry is too indie & non-mainstream for the Oscars, she's excused.
True, she didn't even campaign for Under The Skin or Her, two of the most acclaimed movies of the decade. She's just happy making the world a better place by mixing art and pop.
Ok. So ScarHO wasn't nominated and that's not big news but surely I can root for AngeliNO and her huge hit film By The Sea to sweep the Oscars this Sunday, right?
Oh wait, what?
By The Sea bombed at the BO?
By The Sea was certified ROTTEN on RT and butchered by critics worldwide?
Cake outgrossed By The Sea WW?
Noooooooooooo.
Atleast the Academy gave Angelina the nod for Best Director for her artsy direction of By The Sea?
If the Golden Globes/Oscars had any sense of justice Dalai would have both for I Can Fly
I had a dream that I was fine
I wasn't crazy, I was divine
I Can Fly
You had me caged up like a bird in mid-summer
You saw me waiting I was crazy on fire waiting to fly
I Can Fly
Ok. So NO and HO were NO SHOWS on the Academy's list of nominees but atleast that wretched, fake bitch, JLaw wasn't nominated. Because if she was nominated, she would have TWICE as many Oscar (nominations and wins) as NO and HO put together.
NOOOOOOOOOOO.
Say it ain't so. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
JLaw was nominated again? For Best Actress?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Where is the Born Brave Bus (BBB) parked? I may be "former" Haus but I believe everyone is welcome on the BBB, right?
I'm sure Angelina is going to attend the Oscars this year.
She's such a Gaga stan, I'm sure she will be the first one to start the standing ovation after Godga slays everybody with Till The Oscar Nomination Happens To You.
Oh well at least she's been in a ton of memorable, acclaimed and successful films. Poor NO
