Samsung could come up with the most innovative phone or whatever and I still won't buy it simply because android simply sucks. It lags after a while and the interface is a sore to my senses.

Why u using IOS and not android sistren?

Tacky

Because I love myself.

They don't look user friendly

Those app icons

If I seen someone using android, I'd assume they lack taste and make poor life choices

windows phones >>>>>>>>

Too much going on and way too much bloatware/carrier installed junk.

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They have the ugliest, most inconvenient interface ever.

I don't want to.

My iPhone 6 is way crappier than my Android.

I would buy a Samsung Galaxy S7 right away but I fkn hateeeee Andorid.
So I'll stick to my iPhones, I've already owned 3 already do why the hell not.

I love android so much and I love myself too.
I'm on Windows rn because it connects with my laptop and that's just great.

Because I half self-respect.

But seriously it's because I have an iPad & Mac so an iPhone just works perfectly with that stuff. It's an ecosystem that is unparalleled in terms of quality, aesthetics and optimization.

I use an S6 Edge+ and I absolutely love it.

Poor idiots who can't figure out how to use Android.