Originally posted by Cupid Astrology is a con, they just post vague / sweeping statements and predictions and then people reading just try and find something that matches with them. Kind of like those fake mediums who will be like "there's a man with me... I think he's a relative..." and the people will be like "omg my dad passed away it must be him"... "yes he's telling me he's your dad he said he loves you".. They just make general statements and then wait for you to connect with something and run with it. etc

Single: 1. You might have your eyes set on someone during the first week/weekend of the month. You really like this person, and you're willing to fight to win over their heart. 2. Valentine's weekend looks pretty fun with Mercury in Aquarius involving us in very stimulating conversations with exciting singles. Feel the chemistry! 3. Our standards are rocket high under the picky Virgo Full Moon. Try lowering your standards and don't rule out anyone based on physical appearance alone.

I got hot sauce in my bag

Originally posted by Joyride I got hot sauce in my bag

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when he love me good I take his ass to red lobster

Originally posted by Joyride when he love me good I take his ass to red lobster

Are you not down to **** for Red Lobster?
Bey would not approve of this behavior.

Don't fall into the "poor me" trap today, Cancer. When things repeatedly don't go the way you want, or bad things happen to you, it can be very easy to fall into a victim mentality. Yet while we can’t always control what happens around and to us, we always have the choice as to how we're going to handle it. Grieving can be a critical element to healing, but there's a fine line. Choose to keep going and insist on being better to yourself.

y'all haters corny with that anti shawn mess

Originally posted by Cupid Pray for us singletons.

I've never ate at Red Lobster.

My family and I went one day and we had those electronic buzzers that say when the tables are ready.
Well, after an hour of no table being ready, we went up to complain and the table had been ready for 45+ minutes and that the buzzer went off. We turned and looked at the benches and my dad ****ing shattered the buzzer when he sat on it so we never got the notification. My dad was so embarrassed we left.

If it was up to me, he could have stayed in the car.

#swag

Originally posted by Magickarp Shawn Mendes saved my life. When u drag him u are appropriating my suicide. --- Do they actually have a fast food version Lobster in murica

Don't die bae, we got plans!


But yep, I heard the Cheddar Bey Biscuits are great!