if i marry a woman then i can't hang my name, only women can here if they want to
if i marry a dude then no, I can't because of the law here and i definitely would not be changing my name for some dude, thats some beta male type of ****
lastly my name and surname go well together like it just rhymes so i wouldn't change that

There's literally no need for this comment. If someone's happy, don't put them down, jeez

Out of my BF and I, we agree that if we were a straight couple he'd be the man and I'd be the woman. We're quite traditional about marriage so I can't wait to take his surname, Johnson. He's the top too if we're going by that.

If his name will sound better than mine, why not?