Which one would you rather do go enlist 4 years in the military for $500,000 or admit yourself to prison for 2 years and get paid $100,000 .

Prison because im a pacifist and not because i want to be around horned up men wih no other options.

Either way I'll probably suffer, so the one that pays more.

Military since it has more benefits for your future

I'd rather do military. At least I'd have something to do instead of sitting in a cell all day + benefits the come after + that 500K.I'd be set for life.

Military I guess. A lot of my mom's friends worked air-force and literally did nothing but stay on base.

Military for how long tho? You didn't specify

Military cuz more money and there are some benefits after you serve

How long in the military tho? If it's a short term thing, then that.

$500K+benefits+defending your country>>>>>>$100K/jail/possible rape/confinement

4 years active duty

Military, it's more honorable, less awful, and there's more money.

And with all the shade I throw I'd be more likely to die in prison.

But OP if you're like a military recruiter who's going to draft me in the war against ISIS then I didn't mean any of this

Military.

Prison OITNB seems fun

Prison. I'd bring a screw driver and **** a bitch up if they tried anything.

OITNB is a SNL skit compared to real prison life hun..

Pretty sure that would get confiscated You get strip-searched and they check to make sure you don't hide anything in any... cavities.

Military: 125k per year + beneficial for all future prospects + I'd still be free, technically.
Jail: 50k per year + permanent strike against all future prospects + complete loss of freedom.

Kind of a no brainer, military (even though there's a good chance boot camp alone would delete me ).

lol they wont even allow you to bring anything with you in prison besides your skin.

I'd say military. I took some military placement test back in high school, and scored ridiculously high, so I would be one the geeks in a command center, not on the frontlines.