Because they're inspired by Cassadee

I like the song

Your dog and I have that in common.

gay

My Pokémon game arrived. I caught two flop Pokemon. one is a puppy and the other is a chipmunk.

Not the song, the video

Why are straight men soooo weird? Why the **** does my roommate randomly start moaning as if he were having sex? He is playing ugly songs from the 90s or sumthing

Now he is screamin to my suitemate mess

This reminds me that Buddy owes me $10 for making and winning his AVI competition. But i'm not American so I don't know what he can get me

OKAY @ my ****ing flight getting cancelled. And literally all the flights on Saturday are cancelled and all the flights on Sunday are standby only.

Ugh.

I do this sometimes. but it's only when I'm stretching and it feels good.

Can't he paypal it to you

How I do that?

omg this is so annoying. Of course the site wouldn't be able to process my flight change.

When my uncle lived with me he did that... when he was using the toilet It was v weird

How can I lose 20 pounds in 1 week? thx

Stop eating.

nowwww I have to deal with calling the airline #travelingtotheNortheastduringadamnblizzard