Mess. I feel like my life is a lie right now. So, a friend of mine and I were talking about high schools and how people always made such a big deal about what "base" they reached over the weekend and it suddenly made me realize that said friend of mine actually didn't know what they are. Actually, more like she didn't know which act constituted as which base
What the bases are to her:
First base: Holding hands (Literally ???. Like, we're not Amish. BYE. But she's really innocent and cute and stuff so I kinda understand)
Second base: Kissing/tongue. All that goodness
Third base: "You have really nice fingers"/"You have a really nice hands"
Fourth base: Britney Jeans/Getting a taste of the cherry.
Fifth base: If You Seek Amy.
Anyway, this whole entire thing confused the living crap out of me because her ideas of the five bases were slightly different to mine.
Help me out, girls
WHAT ARE THE FIVE BASES?
