the second one maybe but the first one was hilarious, admit it

My fave is the one about some skeleton / mummy being dug up and someone was like "they found Madonna" and called her a cryptkeeper or something like that.

I'm screaming though. Who knew my people had it in them?

I wouldn't call those drags. Reminded me more of a demented chimpanzees rambling.

Nicole and those other SYG flops are the epitome of unfunny tryhard messes who think writing nasty things is comedic. Henny no.

The one in the OP actually makes no sense now that I've read it

You got them backwards.

This.

That one was the worst. A pathetic Beyoncé fan making fun of mental illness to get a quick kii, the fact that multiple people still think it's funny shows how childish they are.

The one I see on someone's sig and it was something like "a nicki stan claiming being gay isn't natural when their entire fave isn't"

Lord

The Gaga snorting cocaine one.

That drag was really disgusting and felt very uncomfotable to read. I screamed at the part about the Chimpanzee because I really wasn't ready but using Retard that many times in a single post about someones mental state felt stale, cheap, lazy and disrespectful.

This especially the nasty things part.