None of the reads mentionned in the thread are funny or clever.
Sammi's try on Britney is kind of sad since he's clearly projecting his own self loathing onto her. Making fun of suicide attempts is always lame and creepy + the fact that he was still "dragging" and acting like a child on ATRL at age 23 makes me feel bad for him/her/it. I hope he/she/it ended up finding a decent job and a decent self esteem in the end.
No need to comment on the C-Squad's member, the desperation is transparent and it's overall more sad than funny.