People always always always say "oh yeah that was #1 for ages" about any hit. Another reason actual #1s don't mean **** to the real world and dragging people for not getting them is irrelevant

Not people referring to their friends as "the GP"

Are they not? The GP=general public=uninformed about music=our friends. So yes, they are the GP

Most people think every song is #1

My favorite Gaga #1 is G.U.Y.

I prefer the 14 week #1 Do What U Want

Not really all that bad but my old roommate thought Katy Perry sang Catch My Breath.

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@ OP with digital download, every song has become a single though so your friend is technically not in the wrong.

I'm bored of every time Gaga does an acclaim-gathering performance my facebook lights up with videos and comment **** like "Wow I didn't know she could sing!!!1"

It's like bitch, hello where have you been for her entire career???