Omg, I never thought this would happen! I don't even have a speech prepared! *pulls out speech card from bra*
I'd like to thank my manager and mom for always pushing me even after I fired her. I'd like to thank Terry from the agency for giving me advice that I still haven't found a use for! And finally I'd like to thank the academy and all of my wonderful fans for supporting my nonexistent work, you guys really are the best stans!