So I went to this huge fair in Milan called "fiera dell'artigianato" where all the countries have their area to sell food and handcraft. And in the Portugal area there was this smelly cheese which tasted like death. Literally, the faces people would make when tasting it were priceless. So me and my friend bought two of those (they were only for €7) and gifted them to people we hate.
Or just get her a copy of PRISM, she won't complain.
buy a big box ,decorating like a present
and put inside a small card that saying *merry xmas you hate everything so dont expect a present for this year*
A gift card to her favorite food place will make her feel like you thought of her and will come in handy one day when she feels like going there to eat!!