All mine are either racist, sexist, rude, dirty or a comination of those, so I'll post my favourite clean joke.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Is it
me, or is it hot in here?" and the other replies "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN".
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Is it
me, or is it hot in here?" and the other replies "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN".
All mine are either racist, sexist, rude, dirty or a comination of those, so I'll post my favourite clean joke.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Is it
me, or is it hot in here?" and the other replies "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN".
All mine are either racist, sexist, rude, dirty or a comination of those, so I'll post my favourite clean joke.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Is it
me, or is it hot in here?" and the other replies "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN".
Three men in Russia now are accused of murdering a fourth man, eating part of his body, and then selling the rest of it to a kabob restaurant. Well, the cops have all three men in custody, and are now grilling them. - Jay Leno