I love you (to A girl)

I'm Straight

Pretending to be straight IRL
Pretending to be a girl on forums.

"I like the Madea movies too."

I'm straight, although I haven't told that lie in a very long time (in a serious manner).

Poor ha

Saying "i love you too" when i wasn't really sure about my feelings. Because i didnt want to hurt somebody. Bu that never happened to me again

I once pretended that I was Jessica Simpson on sweet-kisses forum, got banned after few hours... many members did believe in it... untill admin logged in and snatched my weave

1. you're a mean girl
2. i hope he was single cause...

"I didn't buy ARTPOP"

NOT your own dad SIS WTF
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I'm gay

Me and my friend sent scary messages and letters to our ex-friend until she moved out of town. Now we're friends again and she still has no idea who did it.

I've never lied in my life

Mess

I'm str8

I cackled.
Used to do exactly the same.

I keep making up people with life stories/careers that my friends always believe in. I don't know why I do it