A pair. Was that hard to figure out dummy?

DDD.

Yes! They're so underrated

Only at home.

But i like when other guys use. I like feet so it's easier to spy on

to throw out trash, go to the supermarket/on the beach during the summer, sure. otherwise, not really.

Only in the summer when I'm around sand/water.

In public showers or pools, yes.

I hate flip flops. I have this irrational fear of wearing them and then being chased by something dangerous and not being able to run fast enough.

My gym isn't very busy, and no one ever uses the showers (yet they're cleaned quite often). When I joined a few months ago I'd just stay barefoot.

One day I stepped in the shower only to find something white on the floor (you fill in the blanks).

I don't shower at the gym anymore, but if I did I'd NOT be going barefoot.

Yeah I wear em for summer at the beach, at uni, shops. Heaps of people wear thongs here I didn't know they were so hated in other countries

In the summer it's pretty much all I wear I wouldn't wear them in the city though