I feel like I'm the only one who's paranoid about this. When I was like 10 I took a big **** and a bit of toilet water splashed back into my coochie. Afterwards, it was a bit itchy. Ever since then I layer toilet paper (not enough to clog the toilet) in the water before so it "softens" the fall. What do you do about this or are you the type to let it splash up into your coochie/asshole?

this is the reason i **** in water wells

lol, I swear some of you make threads just for the sake of making them.

Are you constipated?

ew??? OP i hope you are banned

I kinda lift up a bit when the **** falls in to avoid the splash.

No. Maybe my toilet seat is higher than the standard?

mess

but toilet paper works

I poo on the floor and scoop it up like I'm a dog

I pick it up with my hands.

omg normally i just let the water splash my ass and it ****ing pisses me off but the toilet in my new apartment is specially shaped to prevent this and its so good

it prevents skid marks too

lol

And OP just line the water with TP. It won't splash

(before this gets closed, bc I have a feeling it will ) I actually stumbled onto an article about this a looong time ago: take a few pieces of toilet paper and lay them down on top of the water so that it covers most of the surface. It really works I've been doing it at public toilets for years

i don't mind a lil water on and around my asshole but

i do this at school to avoid the the sound of the splash because c'mon it's funny

You don't mind having random strangers' poo and pee particles on and around your asshole? Now sis

SCREAMING!!!!

I dont

I dont use public restrooms

i usually flush before sitting on a toilet girl, but you're right it sounds disgusting when you put it that way

Just let it out more gently.