Type 1 and 2: You've got constipation! Those little pellets or lumpy sausages you struggled to push out mean you're having some difficulty.
Type 3 and 4: Good work! You're in the ideal camp. Nicely formed sausage and smooth and silky snake-like poops are the ideal turds we all try to achieve.
Type 5, 6, and 7: Blobs, fluff, and (essentially) brown "pee," is on its way to becoming—or actually is—your old friend diarrhea
also i've noticed that i **** really quickly compared to to other people i know
like most of the time it takes me the same amount of time to pee and poop