Inspired by Diarrhoea, perhaps?



OT: I shoved a child down a flight of stairs on a bus once but they were really annoying me and I was 11 soooo

Avoiding a WP in Leona thread

Purchasing drugs, stealing and having sex underage (I was about 14).

I once littered in Singapore That's the only law I've ever knowingly broken. I like rules don't judge me.

Not paying for public transport for 4 months
Also stealing a chocolate bar (accidentally)

Hello Halsey

Jaywalking.

class a drug possesion

I ran over someone and kept driving.

when I was about 5-6, I'd love to go into Stop&Shop and sit and read through the books and magazines while my mother went shopping for food and she'd meet me there. One day, I was bored and it came over me that I wanted to throw all the magazines on the floor and around the section One of the managers came as I was finished cleaning them up and grabbed me and was looking around the store for my mother while I was crying telling them not to and eventually they couldn't find her so they let me go and I walked out with my mother like nothing happen ed.

I guess that would count for destruction of property

stealing a newspaper from a shop cause i thought they were free

I've solicited my body for money.

Well not directly. I just find men who are willing to help make my car payments every so often

Stealing a Miley Cyrus "LOL" movie-poster when I offered to buy one and they said they couldn't give it away and would throw it away. I was like ""
Literally a "One second I'm a Koons, suddenly the Koons is me" tea

I guess i can call myself a thief for stealing gum from two coffee shops when i was a kid

I stole a hype sticker from a Teenage Dream deluxe copy on some store because my copy didn't come with it