"Good kid.. baaaad judge of character"

"See you in court" - Taylor Swift

When he tries on the outfit "oooh, ahhh, Thats it im not going!!" is so damn relatable

I'll go in, allow them to adore me, grab a handful of popcorn shrimp and I'm out of there.



The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?



Martha May Whovier: Did I have a crush on the Grinch? Of COURSE not.

Cindy Lou Who: Uh... I didn't ask you that.

idr any lol