yep i just back away slowly, let loose and get back in line

I don't fart anymore after listening to "A Head Full of Dreams" by Coldplay available for pre order on itunes.

All the time
I did it on an elevator once and right after I did it the elevator stopped and some people got on.
All I could do was smile

I fart everywhere hunty.

Nope. I save them up tbh. Not farting in front of colleague sistrens.

I wait till I'm in a crowded elevator.

YOU GOT ME IN TEARS!!!

OT: If I'm at work, I go to the restroom to either fart or do other business.

Bitch I screamedT!!!!

Yes. I have IBS, so I need to or else it becomes really painful.

I did it in class before too. It was silent but boy was it deadly. I tried to distract my neighbor by talking to her hoping she wouldn't smell it (that didn't work). It was so bad the teacher told whoever it was(me) that if they needed to use the restroom don't be ashamed to go. Thank God no one ever found out it was me.