1. Never had first kiss
2. Still a Virgin
3. Never been asked out before
4. Always attract OTHER uglees and not hot girls/guys
5. No one hits on you
6. No compliments
7. Never been asked out to High School Dances
8. No one dances or flirts with you at parties
9. Your friends are uglees too!
10. ATRL members don't flirt with you
11. Guy/Girls at the Gym don't stare at you
12. People don't text you, YOU have to Text THEM and hope they acknowledge your existence
