The bizarre wedding ceremony took place in a pizzeria in the city of Tomsk in south-central Russia. The newlywed admitted he did not have a 'deep-pan' meaningful relationship with his 'bride', but had the idea after deciding there was 'mushroom' for improvement in traditional relationships between two people.
He said: "At some point I realised that half of my friends were complaining about their better half, while the others were complaining about the lack of a better half. Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing. I was grateful that I had at least my love of food and then it came to me that actually love for food remains stable no matter what. Pizza would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it."
This is sad, because I can definitely feel that their argument (in Russia) was like: "oh gay people can marry? then i can marry an animal, pizza, a pick-up truck!1!11!!!1!"
